Ride’s Win Something Random #2
Ryan Fudger
- February 05 2009
- 1,151 views
- 110 comments
This one is a wrap. With 100 comments and about 60 references to someone being on drugs, the wrinkled, zoomed-in face belongs to a stone-sober Gary Young. Gary’s face went into crash test dummy mode as his front wheel made contact with a little curb cut after landing a crazy thread-the-needle gap that will be in the April Issue of Ride.
The winning comment went to SpazOnABike, who got the rider wrong, but made me laugh with it’s complete randomness. And that’s all I’m looking for really:
Spaz has an e-mail in his inbox and will have a package on his doorstep soon after that. Look for the next WSR in a day or so.
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The first edition went well enough (even though the winner still hasn’t sent me his address!), so it’s time to do another one of these things…come in, win some some stuff that’s been gracing our miscellaneous box for way too long! Have fun.
The Rules: The real answer doesn’t count for crap. Making me laugh does. Leave your e-mail address with your comment! Contest ends when I decide to choose a winner, and I’ll update the post.
The Question: Who’s face is this, and what the hell happened to it? (It’s not Hamilton. Get over your little obsession.)
The Goods:
An sweet Odyssey railed Aitken Wolf Seat.
Profile’s epically tough and weird Saluting Brutality. In vintage (and sealed) VHS, even!
Drive’s egg-shapped and Nasa-looking Twin stem.
Death Grips, bro. Why didn’t these things ever take off? “Moto Grip has revolutionized the BMX grip with its new patented 3D skull design!”‘
Some weird reggea CD and surely some other junk.
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February 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Steven Hamilton on crack while constipated.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Steven Hamilton tacking up the butt
February 5th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Steven hamilton doing who knows what
Email- Xgame904@aol.com
February 5th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
i just want to win because i didn’t the other shit.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
shit if that is hamilton then holy shit man get off the meth!
February 5th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
its steven hamilton watching his first porno
February 5th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with my face bitch, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I’m pretty sure that was the time I was looking at that massive Asian African King Killer Ratbeetleplatyus that I soon after annihilated with my pokemon powers and saved your life. And here you go taking a picture out of context…thanks a lot.
tbugden@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Hamilton after a nasty ass crash
e-mail_iamaredheadedkid@aim.com
February 5th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Here we find Gary Young deep in thought after an all night Cheetos bender. “You guys, Chester is really starting to creep me out.”
bikehines@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
It’s Brian Foster’s reaction on the Maury Povich show thinking he was the first person to succesfully get his bike pregnant but then finding out that his ho of a bike slept around and he is NOT!!! the father.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
It’s Brian Foster’s reaction on the Maury Povich show thinking he was the first person to succesfully get his bike pregnant but then finding out that his ho of a bike slept around and he is NOT!!! the father.
email- BMX_equals_Life@hotmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Gary Youngs face after seening catfishs butt
February 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Rocky: Adrian?
Adrian: Rocky!
Rocky: Adrian! Hey, where’s your hat?
Adrian: I love you!
Rocky: I love you.
Adrian: [grabs and hugs Rocky] I love you!
Rocky: I love you. I love you.
Adrian: I love you. I love you!
Rocky: Yeah.
February 5th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
“An aged Steven Hamilton after watching 2 girls, 1 cup” zook820@Juno.com
February 5th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
It’s Steve Hamilton reluctantly paying child support…
February 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Keaunu Reeves and he just saw meatspin. damn bmxboard, you are fun
andewi2@uky.edu
February 5th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
its retired actor chef boyardees face thinking if he oiled the hinges of his bedroom door, then relaizing hes been homeless for 8 years…
vafilkin@hotmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Does everyone remember the part of Snakes on a Plane when Samuel L. Jackson shoots out the windows of the plane…
February 5th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
its steve hamilton after gettin bitch slaped by his pimp
February 5th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
its my nan
February 5th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
gary young when he finishes racing around the skatepark
February 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It looks like “The Curious Case of Gary Young”, but only he gets older instead of younger. so maybe its “The Curious Case of Gary Old-man”. And the part is not played by Brad Pitt but by none other than Gary Oldman himself(commish Gordon from the new batman movies, if you dont have your finger on the pulse of hollywood like i do).
Yes folks, we have a winner!
ideloach@factoryeffex.com
February 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
That crazy a$$ guy that’s ALWAYS at the skatepark doin’ what he does best…
EMAIL: Ryankid714@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Steve hitting his ass so hard he shit him self a little bit and proceeded to get up and slip in the shit pissing himself and landing on a pole goin up his ass
February 5th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
it’s gary young giving a speech to children about how to work out properly. right before he takes his shirt off.
CJS8945@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
looks like my dad and his O face…dont ask how i know that.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Gary Young after living in Jersey for 3 months.
Bikehines@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Ladies and Gentleman I give you “the man cub”.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
yo, this hamlton retard iscrew up! wats he smoking? mann, idk, the guys a nut,
showdownforlife@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
2 episodes that take place solely in a chinese food restaurant waiting area, and a parking garage.
February 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
gary young with pain in the ass xD
henrique_Coy@msn.com
February 5th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
i wanna make your babies
vanzut@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
looks like Gary Young trying to look like Gene Wilder. you know the guy that played Willy Wonka in the old one,not the new one, johnny Depp sucks
February 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I think its gary youngs face when someone in the crowd i think it was (scotty cranmer) who was out of the contest on injury) told gary that he will never amount to nothing in the dew tour or x-games and gary became angry and lost his youth we in the bmx undustry call it Nyquinchapheba that is all. we can discuss more about gary young and scotty email me vincent2073@yahoo.com
stay strong Gary Young
February 5th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
thats fudger for sure no way thats hamilton or young
i mean look at him
chavez788@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
its an old drug out gary young, that does trick 2 support his habit..
February 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
obviously Dave Youngs Dad, steve
February 5th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
boner.
elliott22492@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Its a british sexual predator looking at your ass, saving the image in his perverted mind, while you having no clue just keep bending over to find the problem with your bicycle.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
xshadowbmx13x@aim.com
February 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Gary Young on the toilet listening to the song push it by salt and pepper
zombie444444@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
bob haro
February 5th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
clearly it’s steve buscemi after seeing christopher walkin fucking a reindeer.
icouldbewrong@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Gary Young after a long night with the D! crew. As you can see hes got a little bit of a hangover and is about to throw up all over Ron
briney212@gmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
it’s a shot of your dad watching as your mom gives birth to you!!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Thats definitely Gary Young and Vic Murphys faces put together!!
failurebikes777@yahoo.com
February 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
gary young, hung over as fuck, taking a nasty whiskey shit the morning after a ridiculous orgy with fat chicks and midgets
February 5th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Sylvester Stallone After a rough fight and chinese food dinner, sitting on the toilet trying to push one out but frustrated due to constipation.
bmxer152@hotmail.com
February 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
February 6th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Gary Young about to get killed. louis1989@optonline.net
February 6th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Its fudger before he got plastic surgery getting beat on for having a crappy last name. Poor guy.
squeege_@hotmail.com
February 6th, 2009 at 12:35 am
oh,shit!!
Fudger’s in trouble now,Put a fu*ing pic. of Gary up on here…Before he got “his face” on in the morning!!…
February 6th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Everyone is biting my Gary Young comments. I guess that’s what happens when you make comments on a website where you look like the picture above, and they look like Chase Hawk.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:52 am
woops,i forgot…bmxbobbo@yahoo.com…mine is the next to last comment,just send tha shit this way! hahaha,that will probably start an arguement on here,HA!
February 6th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Gary young? sky diving with no parashute its cald Iraqi roullete you see your givin a bak pack but you dont know if your shute will deploy…
k.kr3w1@gmail.com
February 6th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Iggy Pop in horror as one homeless man eats a live squirrel off of another homeless man’s chest
February 6th, 2009 at 1:52 am
This is what you look like after wearing girl pants for several years. ? ? ? Ok I’m over it.
February 6th, 2009 at 3:53 am
Dude, im’a say tis Gary Young, been hanging round Chase Hawk too much so he got way to much second hand weed in his lungs…not that im hating on Chase Hawk…even capitalized his name…but hes pretty open bout his dependence on dope…churr.
February 6th, 2009 at 5:05 am
its a young Chalres Bronson after noticeing his mustache was a dirty sanchez and came up on a wet nap. ….Kick down i broke my seat, help me out……….got any dojiah on that rack?……..pack me a snap?
February 6th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Guess its Gary young
February 6th, 2009 at 7:44 am
well or maybe gary old… whatever grimmes
February 6th, 2009 at 9:02 am
idk who it is maybe my dad, but it looks like he just found out that the prostitute has a wang. he looks like an online predator also
February 6th, 2009 at 9:03 am
its ryan fudger after getting quifed in the mouth
February 6th, 2009 at 9:03 am
after extensive research i believe i’ve solved the mystery.
his name is arthur rourke. he is the love child of mickey rourke and bea arthur. he was a jockey in the 70’s but was forced to quit after multiple concussions. he has recently surfaced as a dancer at a mens club in Cancun, Mexico. there is proof of my findings at brentmuir.blogspot.com
February 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am
ryan fudger after tasting his first putang
February 6th, 2009 at 9:24 am
This is Jason Bourne, the toughest target that you have ever tracked. He is really good at staying alive, and trying to kill him and failing… just pisses him off.
February 6th, 2009 at 9:31 am
benjamin button butt baby
February 6th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Im not goig to lie. i just want that stuff.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am
It’s radiohead vocal tom york trying to pull a tobbogan
gmorastoni@hotmail.com
February 6th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Gary Young skydiving
February 6th, 2009 at 11:25 am
This is gary young when he is 50 years old still thinking he can 3 whip a boxjump
February 6th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Gary young on motorcycle with dad: Faster Daddy faster
Father: Alright
Gary: Whoo slow down
February 6th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Josh Striker after he just got done bombing some huge ditch wallride at like 100mph
February 6th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
its Tom White after bo-tox went wrong!
February 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
It looks like Gary Young’s face after seeing Patrick Swayze’s sweet mullet during the work out scene in Roadhouse for the very first time, realizing that everything he thought he knew about his own sexuality just went down the drain with a pair of grey sweatpants and a superb mullet.
brownjb063@yahoo.com
February 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
fat tony??????
February 6th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
i think this picture is a look into the future at Gary Young in say 15 years, when he is in his mid life crisis. his skin is starting to get loose and droopy and this is what it looks like when he rides trying to fit in with his 4 kids, that dont even want to ride a bmx he just forces them to do it.
February 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
looks like josh stricker after a few beers too many about to puke on a hooker in seattle.
February 6th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
this is a picture of gary young, he has just crushed his left testical on a 12 stair rail, he failed epicly trying to ice pick it……. so sad so sad. BALL BUSTER!!!! oh btw i have no idea why i am doing this im half asleep in my class room hidding the website so my teach dont see
February 6th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
My Grandfather on meth and crack at the same time!!!
and he’s constipated i think…
dustingoodwin15@gmail.com
February 6th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
its gary young in 20 years
February 6th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
its gary young in 20 years the_original_cooki3@hotmail.com
February 6th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
The real question is, who gives a crap?
February 6th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
what the f david blaine? why does everybody think thats steven hamilton? of course thats his girlfriend (ohh and if you are reading this steven she is a keeper!) and thats her face after… well use your imagination!
jamiemosh@yahoo.com
February 7th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Chase Hawk: [pointing] “Hey look! That green fucked gary up!” [laughs]
Gary Young: [half passed out] “Oh no. This ain’t good… uhh.. uhh.. DON’T TELL MY WIFE! young bastard!”
bart_simpson_77@msn.com
February 7th, 2009 at 2:09 am
its gary youngs orgasm face.
he climaxed to garrents reynolds amazing part in Writing On The Wall
samdamuffinman@yahoo.com
February 7th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Alistair Whitton being castrated by a lead pipe
Email BMXFreak815@aim.com
February 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am
That has to be Sean Sexton learning hang 5s!
My mail’s:the_abyss91@yahoo.com
I know I won’t win but it’s better than playing pokemon online(Not saying it sucks.It’s actually rad haha)
February 7th, 2009 at 10:31 am
why its the “gimmie a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries, fo’ free” guy, probably watching edwin delarosa run off with his chicken sandwich, while “blackman” poohs on a mailtruck, oh NYC bmxers, such a sight to see
February 7th, 2009 at 11:48 am
a poop jockie is someone who clean the shit off of people who cant do it them selves. thats wat my older brither tells me. they get get paid $2489.00 per hour.. if i were a poop jockie i wouldnt have to win these awsome products!! :p
cassidy222@live.com
February 7th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
glenn johnson drunk high and tripping on acid and shrooms and lsd
February 7th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
it looks like Eddie Murphy taking a shit mixed with Paris Hiltons nose while cracked out on PCP
February 7th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
looks like alec baldwin, the “movie star”
blindnik@hotmail.com
February 7th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
pewww does anyone else smell that? Someone just let one rip right in gary youngs face, you can really see the wind on that one.
February 7th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
shadowstbmx@aol.com ^^^^^
February 7th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Gary Young. And this is his face after being told his bars don’t come in an 8in rise.
February 7th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
who cares who it is, as long as they make apple cider.
mattrfanclub@yahoo.com
February 8th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Gary Young later in life.
*thinking to himself* “I wonder if i can still do a 20 stair icepick… f it, I’ll hit this meth and find out.”
February 8th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
That would have to be an older Brian Foster after sliding into a pit of fried baby feet just before streaking across the premium simpel session while riding a tandem with Garrett Reynolds.
zwill03@ptd.net
February 8th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
gary young cuz he was goin way too damn fast!!
msbegin@sbcglobal.net
February 10th, 2009 at 11:22 am
it’s golum, he just put on a few pounds, and fell off a cliff
February 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
It is Bam Margera, trying to revive his withered career(if you can call it that) by joining the washout show “Celebrity Bull-Riding”. This is of course, his reaction the first time out of the chute….
OldSchlPunk@comcast.net
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
how do you know that?
March 20th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
It’s Steve Hamilton and he just saw a lama and a arnold swartzanager get it on
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 am
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October 23rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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November 12th, 2009 at 4:22 am
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