Kyle Hart Bike Check
Ryan Fudger
- September 08 2009
- 45,174 views
- 26 comments
Name: Kyle Fart
Location: San Diego, California
Sponsors: Subrosa, Odyssey
All photos by Ryan Fudger.
Frame: Subrosa Pandora Double Barreled Tabes Blaster
Fork: Subrosa Pandora Front Weiner Squeezer
Bars: Subrosa 8″
Grips: Odyssey Clark Griswald Family Wally World Adventure
Headset: FSA or some shit.
Seatpost Clamp: Built in 69 version.
Seatpost: 420
Seat: Odyssey Senior Citizen Life Alert
Cranks: Odyssey Twombolt
Sprocket: Odyssey Trillion Dollar Rap Video Body Guard, 28t
Chain: Crap turd generic special.
Front Tire: Odyssey Aitken, 2.25″
Front Wheel: Odyssey Vandero Hub with a Hazard Lite 20″ Lil Wayne Rim
Rear Tire: Odyssey Aitken, 1.95″
Rear Wheel: Odyssey 10t limo driver, 48 holed masterpiece.
Pegs: Penguin shit in the front, Odyssey Jpeg in the rear.
Pedals: Odyssey Trail Mix Snack Frenzy
Stem: Odyssey
Things you’ve changed up:
No frilly turd flanges on my grips, and custom neon vomit paint job.
Things you’re particular about:
EVERYTHING!
Why are two top tubes better than one?
Why are boobs good?
Why is running three pegs better than both two and four pegs?
Two limits my delicious goofy-footed stylings and four hits my dude raping back foot.
Explain the paint job.
I wanted my bike to learn how to drink beer and party. Now it seems like it’s ready for some one-night stands.
What’s your overall opinion on Japan?
Alcoholism and absolute friendliness, honor and integrity…and 69.
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September 8th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
this dude is not funny.
September 8th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i found him amusing
September 8th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
i want them double top tubes
September 8th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
dazig gets his ass kicked all the time
September 8th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
<3
September 8th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
kyle your an idiot. love it.
September 8th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
This a bike check, not fucking Myspace.
Take some decent pictures.
September 8th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
the top tube is connected to the seatstays. I think? it looks oldschool but its a subrosa so its got to be good
September 9th, 2009 at 12:37 am
misfits i like him cuz of the shirt, but subrosa sucks. misfits good outweighs subrosa suck
September 9th, 2009 at 12:55 am
i like the tt and i think..but im not sure his favorite music might be rock…lol
September 9th, 2009 at 1:34 am
yea.. he probably doesn't even have a dick.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:39 am
torker
September 9th, 2009 at 6:48 am
looks like a piece of junk from craigslist.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Well played sir
September 10th, 2009 at 2:37 am
hahahahhahaha goodness!
September 10th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
youre probably like 14
mommy would tell you to watch your language, so piss off.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:37 am
This new slide show system fuckin sucks. Reload the page for every picture??
September 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Random DOES NOT (necessarily) EQUAL funny.
September 16th, 2009 at 1:59 am
that is so very true
September 18th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
dude love the bike and hope to go pro some day look 4 me my name is kyle chapman . . . peace. . . some of the people on here sound like fags!!!!!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
fuck off it works theres some people out there ridin huffy come on dont hate
September 19th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
hes hilari-ass! and i think this makes him my new favorite rider
October 15th, 2009 at 9:00 am
mac rides better than him.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:26 am
this guy is the best!
October 27th, 2009 at 5:42 am
This bike check gets more chicks than the Internet when it's wasted at the bar with a pocket full of roofies.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
dont like that TT :S i ride subrosa but this is kind of a disappointment. sweet paintjob though