Kurt Rasmusson And Dakota Roche Fill In The Blanks…

Jeff Z.

• April 10 2009
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Dakota Roche and Kurt Rasmusson are quite the dynamic duo. If you ever ride with one of them, you’ll be amazed, and if you’re lucky enough to ride with both of these guys at the same time, the session would be epic—even if it was just a mellow one. We got them to finish a few sentences about each other and the end result turned out to be pretty funny.

Dakota, Eurotable blast. Photo: Zielinski

Dakota answers for Kurt:

Kurt is most commonly heard saying… The words broseph and shralp!

Kurt’s first trick out of the car is usually… Probably a manny or something, but if it’s a little into the session it’s gonna be something creative or gnar!

His most likely excuse for being ten minutes late to the session is… That’s pretty rare, but maybe he was workin’ on his new crib or something.

The odds are good you’ll hear a song from this band in his car… The Beatles for sure, for sure.

Right now, Kurt is most likely… Hangin’ with his chicky or working on his new house.

The first time you met Kurt… I was pretty Timmy’d out—not gonna lie [laughs].

A common misconception about Kurt is… I don’t really know, he’s pretty straight-forward so there can’t be too many of them.

The last thing impressive thing you saw Kurt do was… Ride a bike, duh!

If Kurt could only eat one thing for the whole day, it would most likely be… Something without lettuce probably, he thinks it’s rabbit food.

When Kurt reads your answers he’s probably going to say… “What is this kid talking about?” [laughs].

Kurt, gap-to-bottom bracket grind. Photo: Zielinski

Kurt answers for Dakota:

Dakota is most commonly heard saying… AHHHHHHHHH!

Dakota’s first trick out of the car is usually something… Bowlegged or a manual full of cranks.

His most likely excuse for being ten minutes late to the session is… I just expect it—he doesn’t need to make excuses anymore.

The odds are good you’ll hear a song from this band in his car… The Beatles or Rosewood Thieves.

Right now, Dakota is most likely… On his Macbook, at Target, or shredding!

The first time you met Dakota… I thought he was 12 (I think he was actually 16, though).

A common misconception about Dakota… Is that he gets photo contingency from the Anaheim Angels; if this were true he’d be a rich man.

The last thing impressive thing you saw Dakota do was… I didn’t see it, but word on the street is he iced a very famous SoCal rail.

If Dakota could only eat one thing for the whole day, it would most likely be… He would probably nibble on [his girlfriend] Kasey’s earlobe or something weird.

When Dakota reads your answers he’s probably going to say… He’ll probably be laughing at the earlobe comment.