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• June 03 2005
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PRD01

Animal Beanie

Price: $22

Colors: Blue, brown

Web site: animalbikes.com

Info: Once you get done slobbering all over our sultry model, you’ll be sure to notice this 100% cotton beanie from Animal. I said stop slobbering-Dave Clucas can feel you undress him with your eyes.

PRD02 *** Don’t Use

PRD03

Eastern Pedals

Price: $33 (unsealed), $54 (sealed)

Colors: Anodized red, anodized blue, anodized gold, black, silver, navy

Web site: easternbikes.com

Info: According Leigh Ramsdell, these pedals “can smash walnuts with ease.” You may find them useful on your bike, since they have heat-treated chromoly axles, removable pins, a knurled pedal surface, and come in either sealed or unsealed versions (both weigh in at 23 ounces for the aluminum version).

PRD04

Inopia Bag

Price: $55

Colors: Black with brown

Web site: inopiafootwear.com

Info: Composed of a backpack-style upper body and an extra-padded lower camera bag compartment, the Inopia bag also features padded and contoured shoulder straps, chest and waist straps, mesh side and front pockets, and a tripod strap. You could even fit a severed head in the thing if you wanted to.

PRD05

Perv Ringlet Sprocket

Price: $50

Colors: Black

Web site: greasycomb.com

Info: While I find myself too lazy to actually find out what a “ringlet” is, you’ll be safe knowing that a Ringlet Sprocket is a CNC-machined (of 6061 aluminum), 8mm-thick sprocket that comes in 30 (which weighs in at 4.55 ounces), 36, and 39-tooth sizes.

PRD06

Profile Slim Jim Seatpost Clamp

Price: $17

Colors: Black, red, blue, gold, tangerine

Web site: profileracing.com

Info: Remember when you used to have that quadruple-bolt seatpost clamp a few years back? Well, Profile can help you forgot those days with these single-bolt clamps made of CNC billet-machined aluminum. They weigh in at just a smidge more than, well, nothing (.78 ounces).

PRD07

S&M Hot Seat

Price: $26

Colors: Black/gray

Web site: sandmbikes.com

Info: After you stop peering at the sewn S&M logo, you’ll notice that this new seat from S&M has a generous amount of padding protected by a Kevlar-type front and rear, along with plastic nose and tail guards, and 9mm rails. And maybe, if you’re like those dudes at fairs who guess the weights of people, you should be able to tell that this seat weighs 17.4 ounces. If not, then I’ll take the big pink bear up in the corner.