Pro Q&A: Brian Kachinksy
Ryan Fudger
- June 29 2009
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Brian Kachinsky brings all his equipment on the bus. Supreme alpha male. Can wear funny hats without question. Will not, under any circumstance, stop. Although sometimes he just can’t. Prefers to urinate with his clothes off. Has not been on Jerry Springer…yet. Speaks every language, as long as it’s English. Has done a nose manual in sub-zero temperatures. When Starbucks doesn’t have a meatloaf latte, he makes it for them. If Honda went out of business, Kachonda would be started the very next day. Went to the mile high club on the third floor. You can’t fuck with this man. You can not fuck with this man.
Ask Brian any question in the comment section below. Any.
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June 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
hey Brian. how is it being a pro? is it everything u dreamed off? how did u grow such a pair that u can just fly down a 1000000 stair and still plant the peg?! outrageous. you’re the man.
June 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Bk allday Why you so raw
Do you work out haha
June 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I heard that you are the reason Waldo is hiding. Can you confirm this?
June 29th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
How big is your penis? no homo
June 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
On a scale of 1 to 10. How pissed are you that Brett Favre is playing for the Vikings?
How much are you willing to pay me, to give him back?
When will you come to visit the rails I sent you photos of?
Approximately how many times have you said “HammerSaw” in the last 15 minutes?
If you could be Bob Villa for a day, what exactly could you build with said “HammerSaw”
Have you ever looked at a rail, and told it “You will not be destroyed today”?
Approximately how fast does your Segway go without the restrictor plate?
How many stairs have you jumped on your Segway?
If a homeless man asked you to give him a ride to a new location to scope change while you were on your Segway, would you say no?
Why haven’t you made you signature frame yellow to show your love for Cheese?
If you had to move anywhere besides Chicago or Wiscompton, where would you move and why?
How many of these questions will you actually answer?
Have you ever got a phone number from a girl because you didn’t have your shirt on?
Have you ever scared children because you didn’t have your shirt on?
Why are you the nicest person in BMX? Does it have anything to do with how many times you have hit your head?
Did you Tweet at all in the process of reading these questions?
June 29th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
dude your crazy, how do you suggest i get my name out there?
June 29th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
How come you are so badass?
June 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
have you broken any bones riding
June 29th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
hey BK, i was wondering why ride for DK bikes? how did it get started?
June 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Does DK stand for Dad & Kids ? If not, then what. Have you ever punched somebody in the throat ? If so, why ?
June 29th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
how does it feel to be a bad ass on street with front and rear brakes? also, you bing a breathe of hilariously funny air to the bmx world. thanks for killing it and making me laugh!
steve, chicago il
June 30th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Where is the best place you have traveled to? and where is your favorite place to ride?
Taylor Bonds
RIDAZ!
June 30th, 2009 at 1:08 am
why did you paint your bike in the dark? Who is your favorite rider?
you are an amazing rider yourself
June 30th, 2009 at 1:40 am
How many times do you Tweet a day approximately? And is it true that you say “Chirp chirp” after each tweet?
June 30th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Has anyone told you that you look like Trey Parker?
June 30th, 2009 at 5:15 am
so did you ever find your bike or the people who stole your bike quite awhile back? I also love you.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:07 am
What are hammersaws?
June 30th, 2009 at 9:44 am
How come you “claim” to live in Chicago, but yet you still have Wisconsin plates on your rig? What’s that all about?
June 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Hey Brian how is it living in Chi Town and have you gotten hit by the dumass taxi drivers down there.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Do you ever ignore kids because they aren’t shredders?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:35 am
What do you think about Michael Jacksons death?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Brian, Did you ever wear pro designed knee pads? if so, what did you think of them? And also, for the children reading this… would you please describe a pro designed knee pad? Maybe a photo would be in order (fudger?)
oh and p.s. What are you doing for the fourth? I’ll be in northern wisconsin. Let’s have a grad party reunion/lake owen session.
Your long time pal,
Dan Sieg
June 30th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Brian:
I’ve noticed from coverage and web videos that you can nose wheelie with or without a front brake and have really been pushing them: down rails, onto rails, onto second stage rails, etc. How would you describe the differences in techniques, and do you have any pointers for someone learning the front brake variety?
Thank you, and I personally hope you don’t crash today
Patrick Kelly
Santa Ana, CA
June 30th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Dear Brian,
Ive lived in Wisconsin my whole life but seriously, just where the hell is Neenah? And what is your favorite song besides “Da tirty point buck”?
June 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Where do you find the balls to do all of the crazy things you do? Have you ever turned down something that was just “too big”?
June 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
First of all I think you’re an awesome rider. What is something that if you knew then what you know now that you wish to pass along to your fans? Something like, always check your tire pressure, or don’t leave home with out your passport.
Anyway, continue being your self.
June 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
damn kids
June 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Did you ever look up to Dave Young when you started out? if not who?
June 30th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
What do you think about dumb kids starting fights and calling the cops when you beat them up?
June 30th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Whenever me and my friend see you around Chicago, we always whisper “Hey look guys its Brian Kachinsky, OMG!!!!” Have you ever noticed this and how annoying is it?
June 30th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Yo Brian, do you ever think about what can go wrong when you decide to haul ass at a huge rail? Also i heard when you do push ups, you dont push yourself up, you push the world down. this tru?
June 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hey Brian!
How are you likeing Denmark, and the Roskilde festival?
Cheers
Carsten Bonde
Denmark
June 30th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
your bike suck balls
June 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
your mom sucks balls!! hahahaha!
June 30th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Hey, your pretty crazy when you ride. Is there any new tricks you’ve been trying to learn? Or is there any new huge gaps you want to try? I ride a DK Six Pack and people are always asking me what DK means, and since I have no idea, could you tell us what the DK in DK Bikes stands for?
Thanks,
Kyle Brooks
June 30th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
How do you think Dew Tour judges rate a toothpick on a side rail into a ramp against a 1080? Why do you even bother entering contests that are so box-jump biased?
June 30th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Hey Brian out of all the riders I’ve ever seen It looks to me like your the one that falls the most. So what I have to ask you is why don’t you were a helmet?
June 30th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
what’s your favorite contest to ride in?
June 30th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Brian, How long did it take you to realize you’re a badass? And do you think Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for you?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Brian,
How long have you been playing hockey for and do you still play from time to time? Do you think it has helped with your riding at all?
Thanks,
Louis Orth
June 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
yo bk, you were one of the first riders to try the nolie to rail and i was wondering wat made you want to try it. and will you be ridn brakeless any time soon?
June 30th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Brian,
A while back I had a dream I bought an almost new Honda. At first I was surprised, “Whoa, when did I buy this Honda….I don’t remember buying a Honda.” Then I started getting mad, “Why did I spend money on a new car, and why did I get a Honda?” Next I became curious and got out of the car for a further inspection and noticed it wasn’t the newest body style, but the one before. Finally I ended up wishing I would have spent a little more money and went the extra mile and got the newest one. I was bummed that yours was one style newer than mine………… What do you think this means? Would you be psyched if I got a Honda in real life? If I got one newer than yours, do you think you would have “Honda Envy” dreams about it? Do you ever race?
July 1st, 2009 at 12:21 am
are rails your favorite thing to ride or are they just something you are good at that u feel should get done for clips?
July 1st, 2009 at 2:17 am
I’m going to ask a question that I consider to be important. Have you ever experienced a situation where you were confident in what you wanted to do, but you were (or felt as if you were) surrounded by people that weren’t? I know that when we’ve been shooting photos, I’ve had my opinions on the situation…like, “well, he may fall…hard,” but I always know you’re capable at the same time. Lastly, when was the last time you were scared…seriously scared?
Ryan F
July 1st, 2009 at 3:00 am
Brian,
Only one question from me.
When will you be riding in australia next?
July 1st, 2009 at 5:12 am
Thoughts on flatland in america?
July 1st, 2009 at 7:05 am
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
July 1st, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Brian, maybe you will come to Lithuania(europe)in future?? poeple here are waiting for you. they want to see some superduperextra good STREET!
July 1st, 2009 at 2:08 pm
You are amazing. when did you first start riding and when did you first start to play hockey? How did you balance the to sports and what made you choose bmx to go pro in? Has hockey given you the mind set to just shake off any pain from a crash and just try the trick again?
July 1st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
How fun was it to film for Props Europe Tour? Dude you’re awesome!!!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
What made you want to take up riding, and what inspires you to be rad?
July 1st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
lol.. I do this everytime I see him.
July 1st, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Pros like you that travel a lot must rack up a ton of frequent flyer miles… How many miles do you have, and when do you use them?
July 1st, 2009 at 11:37 pm
why are you answering any of these questions!? if you have made it to here, i applaud you!
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 am
Dude how do you manual rails? thats intense and also you are my idol.
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
How do you get over the intimidating nature of toothpick hangers? It’s got to be scary to have so little keeping you on the rail.
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Hi Brian, how are you? I want you to know that you motivate me to scrape myself off the pavement everyday! I’ve broken my left clavicle, had two knee surgeries and too many minor injuries and concussions in the past 24 months to mention… My girlfriend want me to ask your girlfriend how she deal deals with it!
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Not questioning your manhood at all here, but what are your thoughts on property rights, and property damage caused by street riding? Is there a way to ride street that is less destructive so ‘normal people’ have more respect for the sport? For what it’s worth, I am in awe of your athleticism.
Flow on,
John
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 am
do you think there should be new bmx video game? can you do something about it?
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 am
top five street , park, dirt and all-around riders?
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 am
im sure youve watched your video parts alot, havent you notice that if you bunnyhop barspin you spin your bars late?looks so good like playing with time
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I’ve seen you get hit on by girls and heard about you getting hit on by guys… what do you attribute this sexiness to that enthralls both genders?
July 4th, 2009 at 1:20 am
Brian, YOU SHRED! Do you have any reincarnations of your signature frame coming out that will be modified at all, or any other signature parts coming out?
July 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
brian, your killer. Why do you ride front brakes? You kill it with them, but dont they feel sketchy? Also, where is your favorite spot to ride?
July 6th, 2009 at 12:59 am
hey man hows it going traveling everywhere!!!!!!.well how does it feel to come from such a small part of the world, neenah wi. and be looked up to by sooo many people all over the bmx community.personally your one of my heroes and a strong motivations to keep riding, for me. just thought that id let you know that your a big fuel in keeping the scene rad back home. thanks brian.
July 6th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Usually during an interview the classic question comes up,”what would you be doing if you didn’t have bmx?” Bmx starts as a hobby and ends up being what most consider a “life-style”. For you it’s that and a job. Instead of wondering where you would be without bmx i was wondering if you feel content living the life you have or if there’s more to you that you would like to do someday like pushing yourself involving something other than bmx..something that doesn’t come natural. I’m not saying you’re a slouch because i know what dedication bmx takes and what you’ve done for the sport. Thanks T.j.
Oh one more thing the geometry on your frame rocks and so do the colors… you should give the option of a steeper headtube and see through red(like crayola red not dark or deep). I love you
and tapered seatstays with a curved bridfe and flute holes at the end of the tubing near the dropouts and lower the seattube height a little and make the seattube angle 72 i love you again.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
and are you ever scared before you hit shit?
July 10th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
you should hook me up with a new back wheel =]
July 10th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Is it true that you are you going to do the the plymouth place rails in Lagrange?
July 30th, 2009 at 4:00 am
hey your the best! i love your style. if you had to choose another sport to do what would it be? also how do you ride so smoothly?
August 12th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Most pro’s either ride no brakes, or just rear brakes. What is it that made you decide to run both rear and front brakes? What is your opinion of riding brakeless?
August 13th, 2009 at 12:35 am
BK it’s been good riding with you occasionally this year my man
You and KP ran into me once while snappin photos and invited me to UIC with you goons
my life has changed ever since (kidding…but really)
ANYWAY How is riding for your sponsors? Is it just a bunch of free stuff? Or are your trips paid for and do you get any health coverage these days? (I know levis started insurance)
shout outs to malouf
August 21st, 2009 at 1:21 am
How long have you been riding and if you had to would you attempt to land a plane or would you make someone else?lol
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
first off, what type of music do you listen while you’re riding, if you listen to music at all. second, why is Dave Freimuth so rad? and third, when are you going to come to Joplin to eat a sandwich with me fool!
September 20th, 2009 at 12:32 am
i have front and rear brakes and i am a funny guy i wear hilarious clothes and say random things and all of my friends and their parents think i am spazzy ? would you agree? and have you ever kicked anyone in the louth? and have you ever punched tony hawk and if you have THEN YOU ARE A PIMP BEAST THAT BREATHES FIRE!!!!!!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 12:37 am
i have front and rear brakes and i am a funny guy and i wear funny things do funny stuff and say random things and all of my friends and their parents think that i am spazzy would you agree? have you ever kicked anyone in the mouth and have you ever punched tony hawk? if you have done either one of these things then YOU ARE A PIMP BEAST THAT BREATHES FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!