Ride Random Contest #5
Ryan Fudger
- April 07 2009
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- 106 comments
If you keep up on things, then you know sometimes things get heated between riders, but damn, Bohan punching Doyle? This is a whole other level of drama. But, I shit you not, we were just sitting around in a UCI courtyard waiting for Allan Cooke to drop a duece, and Doyle is going on and on (and on and on) about his recent double-up front and back cover of this month’s Ride. I mean, it’s cool that it worked out like that, but Chris kept pulling out his personal copy and spreading his wings to make sure everyone caught an eye of the front/back Doyle featurette. Still waiting for Allan, I pulled out my camera to shoot a quick portrait of Chris, when one more “who’s the king of exposure?” comment from Chris finally made Bohan lose it. I can’t even begin to describe the scene…a police van, women losing their tops, Allan trying to break it up with his pants around his ankles, Eric the DC Shoes team manager breaking down in tears. It was crazy.
Or at least that’s what I’ve come up with…
Leave a comment (with your e-mail address) with your story about how Corey Bohan could possibly end up punching Chris Doyle and win a full wardrobe from DC Shoes (sizes and preferences will be asked so you’ll be into what you get) and a stock pile of random stuff from the Ride office… I guarantee you won’t be let down. Don’t forget, creativity and making me laugh is all that counts. And grammar.
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April 7th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Chris Doyle bet that Corey Bohan couldn’t punch him with such efficiency to make him do the whole gnarly just got punched hard in the face look… Bohan, knowing that he’s been pumping iron and working out keeping the jumps in perfect shape and watering them for hours, etc., wound one up from the soles of his DC Shoes to the top of his Red Bull hat. Thanks to the Red Bull Bohan previously consumed, he connected one in the perfect cheek/jaw area to successfully send Doyle into a blood-spitting (well, maybe not), face-turning pose. Luckily, the punch made Doyle lose his sense of smell (from the jaw… figure that out?) and everybody else killed themselves after smelling Allan’s deuce-deuce… so in the end, who really wins?
April 7th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
After Chris’ recent face thrash in Austin. Standing next to Corey made Corey uncomfortable because he had a non messed-up face making him feel bad for Chris because he looked better in comparison. So being the true pal he is, he punched Chris super hard in the face so he would drop down on the ground unconcious, making sure no one thinks that Chris looked worse than Bohan. All this happened while Allen was taking a dump in the nearby Port-A-Jon, and Eric broke down in tears almost vomiting from just looking at Allen’s stache…
And that’s what REALLY hppened…
April 7th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Okay, so heres the TRUE story!
Mr. Bohan and Mr. Doyle ended up in an argument over one of the super hot girls from The Hills. And THATS WHAT HAPPEND!
April 7th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
O and my email is whyteboy101@hotmail.com
April 7th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
plain and simple, doyle stole bohans girl. then rubbed it in coreys face over and over again, so just like you or any other random guy would do, punched him in the face. makes sense right?
April 7th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
This all went down about a week ago after a long day of riding. Chris and Corey were just chilling out and cooling off with a couple of Red Bulls when Doyle was like, “Dude, Corey, your face looks totally messed up! You have like some acne shit all over your your nose!” Yeah, Chris was probably just messing around, but it was easy to tell how pissed off Bohan was when he said “Man screw you! That’s just dirt that sprayed on my face when I owned you riding today! Now shut your mouth before I break it for you!” “Yeah Corey, dirt I’m sure, but I still think you should slap some Neutrogena on those things you got all over yourself.”, Mumbled Chris. “Thats it!, I’m sick of your bullshit!” Said Corey as he belted Chris across the lip. ” Now who’s got a messed up face?”
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April 7th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ok this is how it went down,Doyle tripped Bohan.And Bohan said “I should punch you in the face for that” and Doyle said “Do it you won’t,no balls”.So Bohan said “I’m gonna hit you” and Doyle said “oooo i’m scared”.Then Doyle said “I’ll soften it up for you” and lightly smacked his cheek.After that Bohan said “your lucky the air is holding me back”.And Doyle said “the only thing between us is space and opportunity”.And Bohan snapped and punched him right in the jaw.Then Doyle shook it off and said “your just mad cause you eat corn the long way”.Thats how it went down.
rmrider12570@aim.com
April 7th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
well here is what happened
Doyle called Bohan fat…and then he punched him in the face… my e-mail is joel.flamedude@gmail.com
April 7th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
It’s simple, people. There can be only one….
April 7th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
So here’s how it went down for real right here
It all started with nary a sip of beer
and Dave Mirra stealing Achilles’ spear
made worse by Edwin Delarosa’s holiday cheer
Dave took a swing at Godzilla but was distracted
utterly transfixed, by Chad Kagy he was attracted
wearing a strapless green top his focus was compacted
oblivious to Godzilla’s teeth he could not have reacted
Kagy then realized his one true love in life
he was Godzilla, the king of destruction and strife
the way he had annihilated Dave without even a knife
Godzilla and Kagy became husband and wife
With Dave gone and Kagy eloping
the whole DC crew was now doping
there may have also been some groping
but this is what happens when you’re coping
So Daniel Dhers went back to Venezuela
and Allan Cooke was deported to Australia
Edwin found some crack in an azalea
sold it and became king of Narnia
There was no one left but Bohan and Doyle
they both wanted to own this soil
but Bohan was a crazy boy ill
Doyle, decked in the face, and recoil
But Dave, he was not really dead
he was just gettin some street cred
knocked Bohan out with kicks to the head
it was past curfew, though, and Dave had to go to bed
sette206@gmail.com
April 7th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Bohan just got back from a recent doctor check up only to find that he had been given herpes. Let down he hung out with the dc guys and tried to have a good time until he overheard Doyle talk shit on how he had given some drunk girl off the Hills he hooked up with at Heath Pinters Jam herpes, after he put two and two together he gave Doyle a right hook possibly breaking out Doyles fake teeth.
April 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
doyle and bohan were arguing about whose hand smelled worse. as you can tell by the expression on doyle’s face, bohan won.
cjs8945@gmail.com
April 7th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Chris Doyle went to Thailand for a filming for an up and coming Props issue and when he was thier he took some martial arts classes and hook up with some hot chick named Audrina Patridge and every body nows that Corey Bohan is with her… idk how this is going to work out.. cris comes back to the usa and calls up cory saying lets go hit the streets and then they go….. [Corey] i herd you went to Thailand.. [[Chris]] yea man i had a relly good time with some bome chick}} {corey}] haha thats funny my chick went there to thiland to}} {chris} wata coinsdence,, a wats your gurls name agian}} [corey} Audrina frome the hills}] [chris] o shit… {corey} wat was that.. chris nothing nothing… and then corey saw Audrina then he calls her she comes over then they start kissing and everthing chris trying to hide his face then Audrina say arnt you going to introduse me to your friend then {corey says o yes how rude of me chris come here dont be shy get over hear]] chris says no man im good then corey gets him and says this is my good friend Chris Doyle]] Chris and Audrina look at each other]] and Audrina face turns up side down saying o my god]] corey says wat.. [[Audrina]] say me and chris have met befor in Thailand and we had a good time haha if you no wat i mean]] corey gets so mad and they get down]] chris sorry man i didnt no]] corey swinges at chris but dodges it with his martial arts skills chris says she came on to me corey swings at him again and hits him chris gets man and drop kicks corey and then the start fighting.. corey gets up and starts beating up chris then chris beats up corey then corey gets one luky hit and knocks out chris]] then corey is relly dizzy frome fighting chris and all weak and corey tells Audrina why did you do this to me and Audrina says idk o well]] and a red ferrie come out of no were]] the windows rolls down and you wont belive how it is … its ryan fudger and says come on babe lets get out of hear]] and they leave and thats the end joseph.padilla24@gmail.com
April 7th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
so a bunch of riders were on a road trip through Russia. they were driving down an old abandoned road and see a dead animal on the side of the road. Bohan yells, “It’s a kangaroo!!!!” Doyle replies with, “Bullphucky! it was a camel you blind pile of camel poop!” this arguement continues on for hours. and eventually they forgot about the animal. days later they drive past it again on the same road and the arguement heats up again. the boys decide to stop the car and inspect the carcass. Doyle decided to poke it with a crank arm he took off of bohan’s bike. when Bohan notices that the crank arm is his, he shoves doyle when all of the sudden, the kangaroo wakes up! it goes on a rampage hoping around and getting into boxing matches with the two. they end up surrounding the kangaroo and as Bohan goes in for a punch, the kangaroo ducks and bohan slams doyle right in the dome. Doyle falls to the ground and doesnt wake up for days. as everyone went to help doyle, the kangaroo steals the van and drives away, never to be seen again. The team hitchhikes to sweeden where they catch a plane back to the states. as doyle wakes up bohan is there in the hospital room. once doyle is up Bohan says, “I TOLD YOU IT WAS A KANGAROO!!!”
this is all 100% true. dont believe me?
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April 7th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
K I’ll give you the rundown on what happened…
So one day while sessioning the beatiful trails. Corey started throwing down his unique lookbacks. A little competitive side of Chris kicked in so he started throwing down his clicked turndowns.
Corey wasn’t too happy so he told Chris that lookbacks are better than turndowns. Chris didn’t like the remark so he told Corey that his turndowns are so clicked and dialed that they make Corey’s lookbacks look like a turnbar. Corey was pretty angry about the statement but decided to ignore that anger. Then Chris came back and introduced his new girlfriend to Corey.
Guess Who?
Audrina Patridge! Corey lost it and gave Chris a black eye and a bloody nose.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
We all know that Chris is known for his trail/dirt riding, so the one day that he and Cory don’t go, he is complaining constantly. Now as this is all happening Allen Cooke is riding off to the side trying a triple backflip-360-double tail-whip down a 9-stair, all while blindfolded. Unfortunately he didn’t land it(go figure), and Chris starts to make fun of him and saying he could do way better than that if they went to some trails. Cory, all this time has been restraining himself from punching Chris but now, thinking he would do the “right thing”, he decides that bullying is bad and he wanted to stop it from happening and probably let a little of stress go,he punched Chris. Even after this all happened, Chris had the nerve to go and say that he could have punched harder. So
Now Allen comes in and punches Cory for punching Chris, so now they are all angry and storm off in separate directions. Now they
each have one of those flashback things and see how much fun they had together and realize how much they already miss each other so very dearly. So now we have one of those beach/love story scenes where they all turn around and run 3.4mm/h with arms stretched out for each other to receive (imagine with that nice music in the background, you know Da da da da da duuum….da da da da da da duuum…da da da da da duuum…..da da da da duum). And finally they have one group hug( a few tears may have been shed).
And now you know… the rest of the story.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Doyle took a piss in the bushes. What he didn’t know what that Bohan’s bike took habitat in the bushes late at night, eating crickets and grass. Bohan’s bike let out a battle cry when Doyles piss hit her. Mean while, Bohan is at home shaving his pubes and eating mayonaisse covered strawberries. He hears the cry and runs outside and socks Doyle in the face. The end.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
After a photo shoot at the DCshoes warehouse, Doyle and Bohan were having a friendly arguement over whos ad was going to run first. But things got a little tense after Doyle said “just because you date chicks off of mtv, does’nt mean your ads gonna run first.” Corey replies with “mate, i bet you a jack and coke, that my ad will run first because audrina is in it topless!!”
Chris fires back with “ya well Steve Irwin can suck a D#$K!!” Corey was absoloutley livid after Chris’s remark about Austrailia’s beloved crocodile hunter, and say’s “F%#K off, ya little Oboma love child!! That shit was uncalled for..” Chris was quick to reply with a swift “no F#$k you!! vegemite tastes like kangaroo shit anyways!!” Bohan wastes no time with a verbal reprimand and catches chris with a swift shot to the chin. As he’s walking away, Corey yells ” ha, I like Mick Dundee better anyways!”
April 7th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
doyle says “look what i’ve been doing while you are out trying to bang some raunchy bitches!” then POW as he eats aussie fist. the end
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April 7th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
^^^^FTW!
April 7th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Back in the Aussie Summer time, I think it was February, when Bohan was back home in Australia and it was really hot he had Doyle over for a barbie and they had a really good time. But see ‘cos Bohan has been over in America for so long he can’t really remember how to dress in the Aussie Summer and Doyle of course wouldn’t know because it’s heaps colder over in America. That was a really hot day I remember it was like 40 degrees ,so by late afternoon they were all sweaty and shit so Bohan said to Doyle ‘Hey Doyle let’s get out of the sun’ so Doyle said ‘OK Bohan that’s a good idea’ and they walked over into the shade.
Just then I came walking along and I said out loud ‘holy shit! It’s Bohan and Doyle’ and Bohan and Doyle were like ‘hey man you should take our picture and put it on your wall’ and I said ‘that’s a good idea.’ So here I was setting up my tripod and my shutter and they’re just standing there with their hands in their pockets just chillin’.
Then suddenly Bohan noticed that he stunk. I mean really stunk. It was so hot his BO was disgusting so he thought to himself ‘haha I’ll get this Chris Doyle cunt’ so he pretends to start scratching the side of his face but really he’s just shielding his nose from the smell as he lifts up his other arm. As soon as that arm comes up the smell just wafts out and man, it fuckin’ stunk. My stomach turned it was that bad. Doyle was in the middle of saying something to me about my shutter speed when he smelt it he was just like ‘man I think the lighting wi-WHOOAA FUCK!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!’ I took the photo just as he was saying ‘FUCK’ and you can tell by the look on his face that Bohan was fuckin’ stinky as. Poor Doyle even tried to turn his head away but it was no use.
So Doyle got all upset and went home that afternoon and he then couldn’t eat for 3 days. Now he thinks that all Aussies stink like arse, he hates Bohan and is going to Woodward to learn triple flipwhip 360s so he can beat Bohan at the next comp. And you know what, I saw Bohan the next day and he was still wearing those clothes. Fuckin wierd man.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
What happen is Doyle was giving the job to let Corey go from DC since Corey is an illegal immigrant and does not pay taxes and is truly living the American Dream but manages to make a living off of tax payers like Doyle who were born and raised in the USA. Doyle has been on DC a lot longer, so he has more say. So Doyle didn’t know how to man up to Corey and tell him face to face. So Doyle is perceived as this all around nice guy…(BIG LIE) Doyle was being a bit of a baby i would say. so first doyle tried to play some pranks on Bohan to get him on Doyle’s bad side, so Doyle didn’t feel as bad about firing him. Thats when Doyle planted nude pics of Rugy and Cricket Players from New Zeland in Coreys Laptop so that when his mum found it she would disown him as a son. After his fallout with his mum Corey was an orphan and Now Doyle with a devilish smile approached Corey on this one day when corey foudn he was about to lose it all. So doyle said ” Yo man Seriosuly???? Rugby and Cricket Players?.. Your Fired and Immigration is on their way to remove you…oh yeah and Audrina Patridge ill let her know whats up( as doyle winks) … thats all im gona say ” So Corey just said F-It and punched Doyle in his 2 timing face.
fit625l2r@hotmail.com
April 8th, 2009 at 12:02 am
doyle: i hate you, all i ever got was silvers the x-games
Bohan: hahaha you suck mate, i won it 3 years in a row.
doyle: i hate you.
bohan: hate this.
the end
natuff.bmx@hotmail.com
April 8th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Much like a slap bet, doyle and bohan had recently made a bet and doyle loosing had the choice of 10 punches in one sitting, or a total of 5 punches that can happen whenever, where ever, this would be strike 1.
pretty simple really.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:04 am
After a previous argument over grip sales, a very jealous corey bohan shows chris doyle how to do business.
Bohan: “Told you i needed my own signature grip!”
Doyle: “Sorrrrryyy, Figured you Aussis were used to riding gripless on kangaroos all your life.”
(then the punch)
The end!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:04 am
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April 8th, 2009 at 6:23 am
Bohan Probably thought that doyle was a pretty boy and when chris wrecked and destroyed the one side of his face bohan said “Why not mess up the other?” So Bohan punched him
April 8th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Auditions for World’s Best Dance Crew are yielding slimmer pickings this year.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Bohan punched Doyle in the Face, The End
April 8th, 2009 at 9:16 am
AIM conversation leaked (names hidden to protect identities)
ohDoyleRulz28: hey bro
CoreyBohills2003: YO Homie.
ohDoyleRulz28: you wanna go ridin today?
CoreyBohills2003: nah i gotta go film for this totally awsome tv show im on with all these hot chicks
ohDoyleRulz28: oh yeah whats that called?
CoreyBohills2003: Its called Hannah Montana
ohDoyleRulz28: WTF??!?!?
CoreyBohills2003: Its gonna be the best i get to meet Billy Ray Cyrus
ohDoyleRulz28: Billy Ray Cyrus sucks, Dave Young is way better
CoreyBohills2003: Who the hell is dave young?
ohDoyleRulz28: next time i see you im gonna punch you in the face
CoreyBohills2003: not if i do it first
ohDyleRulz28: whatever im protected by my snuggie
CoreyBohills2003: dude your snuggie is just a blanket with arm holes
ohDoylerulz28: you wish it was just a blanket, it makes answering the phone and reading a book a breeze.
CoreyBohills2003: that does sound awsome
ohDoylerulz28: i got an idea, lets go outside and we’ll meet in the streets, and we’ll see who punches who first
13 minutes and 52 seconds later
ohDoylerulz28: that hurt man
CoreyBohills2003: i told you your snuggie wouldnt protect you
ohDoylerulz28: GO DAVE YOUNG!
April 8th, 2009 at 9:18 am
bohan: are you okay you landed kinda rough.
doyle: awh.. rough just the way your mother likes it.
bohan:what did you just say.
doyle: OH NO!!!
BAM!!
April 8th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Corey hit Chris after Chris told him he looked like Rob Dyrdek.
-Buddy
budrick20@yahoo.com
April 8th, 2009 at 10:31 am
So Chris Doyle and Corey Bohan walk into this little coffe shop full of like 25-33 super hot(im talkin easy-bake oven hot) women. So Doyle immediately begins doing what he does best. He’s spittin’ mad game up in this coffe place making jokes about how well his sham-wow works and how he used to train killer whales to lace his wheels, when all of a sudden 14 of the women are top-less offering themsleves to Chris. Well nautrually, insecure Bohan doesnt know what to do. He has just seen female chest cushions for the first time and is just beside himself! He then watches Doyle serinade and make love to every girl while giving each of them a nickname. Bohan is in tears texting his mom when Chris just has to rub it in. As they are driving home Bohan puts in his Favorite Vertical Horizion Cd(Everything you want 2003). CHris says, nah fuck that man! we bout to listen to sum 2pac! Bohan has had enough, he pulls over on the side of the road, only to have his magnum side swiped by Cory Martinez!!! Martinez gets out and can believe the coincidence but still apoplogizes and offers to help, the second Bohan gets out, he sees the beard and passes out because he is so scared/awed at what an awesome man-fur cory martinez has growing on his face. Minutes later Bohan tells Martinez to just get out of his face, so martinez drives off. Bohan then looks deep into the seductive eyes of Chris Doyle(whose soul is as dark as his shirt) and gave him a good punch right to the dome.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Doyle: Cover, Cover, Cover, Cover, Cover, Cover.
Bohan: ‘ey mate I’m talking to Audrina stop.
Doyle: Has she seen my cover?
Bohan: ‘ey mate she doesn’t know what a bmx bike is
Doyle: Show her my cover.
Bohan: ‘ey mate I was on TMZ and MTV, she don’t care about your cover.
Doyle: When was your last cover?
Bohan: ‘ey mate that’s it, no more cover talk. (punches in the face)
April 8th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The two chaps were riding their bicycles the other day when Bohan suggested they scoot on down to “The Rockin’ Taco”. Doyle happened to be changeless and told Bohan to buy him a “Mighty Meaty Taco” if they went. Bohan did not like the tone of Doyle’s request so he agreed to purchase the beefy wonder if he could bop Doyle in the face, Doyle not knowing exactly what a bop was went through with the deal. Within seconds Bohan had laid down a direct bop to the face of Doyle, when all was finished Doyle ended up taking his beef loaded sack home because he couldn’t fit the wonderful snack into his disrespectful mouth. Think about that next time you want a beefy load in your face.
April 8th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
that just made my day
April 8th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
so this all started when chris realized he had a mad crush on corey.
everywhere he went he wrote CD+CB= forever
chris was so mad with love he made himself believe corey was also in love
so one day chris was giving corey a neck massage (trying to get him in the mood) all the while, corey giving him weird awkward glances.
chris decided it was time.
chris wanted to ride on back.
but, as it turns out, corey was homophobic.
chris hopped up no coreys back while corey started galloping around and yelling as if he was a horse at a rodeo.
and during the ride chris tried to insert wile corey was attempting a triple Chestey fest
all the while chris was screaming “no homo” as if to calm corey and make him realize that its alright to make sweet love with another man
cupcakelad@gmail.com
…no homo
April 8th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
made that email just for the contest
April 8th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
bohan was telling doyle about his new signature shoe. it’s a dc heely, he said his new signature move was going to go down the street cannonball and ride down the street. he told doyle all about how they are gonna market it on the hills and everything. doyle told him how the idea is just as bad as dk chopstick cranks and that it would never work. bohan was raging with tears coming from his eyes and swung like a wild animal. and thats how it happend.
April 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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April 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
beepdeeobeepdabeeep….. this is channel 12 with bmx12 at 12 with a story that happened at 12 p.m. we are here with photographer dave laas , sir could you tell us what went down today at noon , two men had problem that was solved by a hit to the face and a not so happy chris doyle. cory bohan and chris doyle were chilling out riding and there was a 20 set of stairs they were both trying to get done with a turndown, no footed can-can, tuck no hander, barspin, tailwhip, frontflip, backflip 360 and niether of them were backing down.chris’ first attempt went a litle sour coming up short. so now it is bohan’s turn and he pulled it first try goes crazyall in chris’ face. then chris, pissed off to no extent, trys to kill bohan with a shaved off peg for a shank. bohan dodges and pulls out this nutty bob to a weave then like a mad man that has not eaten in a year just outright lays out chris with hit. big bloody mess you know. well there you have it this is ksjdfkj djflks signing off for bmx12 news at 12 on channel 12, keep on riding , the news
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April 8th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
haha i liked that
April 8th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Bohan sat Doyle down in a vote of confidence in order to get a little something off his chest. The topic of this conversation was recognition of Bohan’s extreme success.
Bohan: I mean yeah the X-games gold medal is alright but I just feel like I’ve reached the top of the BMX plateau and no one is willing to acknowledge it. The most important thing for me is to live up to the expectations of my fellow riders and fans. Which I don’t see why when I’m having insane success in video parts galore, why I’m not the one gracing magazine covers. My video part in Road Fools 16 alone should have got ESPN and the likes of buzzing with excitement. It brings a tear to my eye every time I see an undeserving rider on the sweet, sweet, silky pages of RideBMX. Now Chris my good friend Doyle, what do you recommend I do about this conflicting situation?
Doyle: I recommend you shut your dirty mouth and go put another shrimp on the barbie.
Bohan: Punch to Doyle’s Face
Allan Cooke: (Fart Noise)
April 8th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
dolye was propbly walkin around yelling at the top of his lungs “odoyole rules!”
then cory walkin to the picture and was like “you sass me bitch”
doyle runns up to bohan and jokingly was like ” yeah, ill 360 invert that shit AND! fart mid air!”
Bohan joked back and was like ” ow yeah!, back flip whip bar muthah! fuckin! hump!”
then at this point doyle was like, “odoyle rules!” agian and playfully slaps Corry and skipped away oddly and farting along the way.
Corry however took the slap and farts the wrong way and chased doyle in a sassy and furious rage.
Corry running through doyles farts, was getting closer to doyle.
and runnig through doyles farts didnt help corry sassy and furious rage
so when Bohan caught up to doyle gaging on doyle farts said “hey asshole you SLAP ME! and make me RUNN THROUGH YOUR FARTS!”
then Corry punched Doyle!
and thats how it happend, now im going to go ride my bike. and also that sucks they got in a little fight. ive met doyle and he was a cool guy. never met bohan. but he is oh grown man too. dudes shouldnt of bein fighten. well yah that sucks. my email is
superpooper555@hotmail.com
April 8th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
all that happened was that bohan was trying something and doyle was making fun of him and he got mad and puched him
April 8th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Well I saw the whole thing and everyone has gotten it wrong so far.
Basically the whole shit talk extravaganza started with talk about who had more dirt credibility. It went back and forth between Mr. Consistency and Mr. X-games 43-time gold medalist. Then who had the best style. Then who had the best tricks. Doyle calls top honors because his front tire leaves a tread mark in the center of his back… while doing a 3. Bohan says he takes the top spot since he takes a hand and a foot off while inverting a 3. Back and forth, each calling out why he is better then the other. 15 minutes of callouts and shit talk keep building and building…
Then finally, the last straw to break the camels back. Doyle opens his phone to show Bohan a text from some 909 number….
I can’t go into detail of the contents of the text, but it involves grown up activities and a few scantly clad pics of Bohan’s girl from the Hills.
“Then he threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out”
The boys in the hood are always hard.
April 8th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Haha this girl that Corey Bohan was talking to who he liked commented on Chris Doyles front back cover spread saying, he does the best superman’s in the bedroom, than Corey Bohan being the celeb that he is freaked out tore his shirt off revealing his tats and super human bike powered chest, and the one thing that Chris Doyle is jealous of him for, his goody gum drop nipples haha,He than went in for the kill, and that’s when Fudger snapped the photo. It was nuts!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Bohan thought that he was going to be the next BMX pro turned MTV host, but Doyle signed up to be Rob Dyrdeks stunt double (he spends the whole season on his knees bouncing around because Dyrdek is like 5 foot 4), got the job and landed a sweet deal on Mega Real World 27, Mount Olympus.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Ok, well Corey got tired of Doyle bragging about being straight up the man, and he kept calling himself Highlander. And Bohan got all mean mugged, and was like “There can only be one Highlander!” And popped Doyle in the jaw. Doyle got pissy, and called the 5.O. a.k.a “Big Black Guy named Ben” and they broke up the cat fight.
nathanrust95@msn.com
April 8th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Any of these is why it went down, or all of them….
-Doyle don’t have half the style Corey does
-Corey is on way less covers
-Corey saw a bug on Doyles face and decided to get it
-Corey had just drank a bad batch of Red Bull
-Corey is a ladies man and the braging was cramping his style
-Corey was knocking some sense into him
-Corey has a mild case of turrets
-Doyle was being reminded of who has the Nora Cups
-Doyle was also reminded of who had the X-Games Gold
-Doyle asked Corey to see if he had an Iron Jaw
-They was playing UFC
-Corey dosen’t like supermans in ditches
-Corey knew it would make an awesome photo and a even cool contest for Ride
-Fudger Bet/Paid Corey to do it
-Corey just really wanted to say noone cares! So that’s how he had to do it
April 8th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
AIGHT! THIS WAT HAPPENED DOYLE SAID HE WAS GONNA BANG OUT BOHANS MOM AND BOHAN WHAT’NT HAVIN DAT SHIT I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THE SHIT HIT THE FAN. BOHAN KEPT IT REAL! THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. boner.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stephen_Hawking.StarChild.jpg
this is what doyle looks like!
April 8th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Doyle started making fun of Bohan for not getting a back or front cover shot. A few hot hooters girls came over and had the hots for Doyle. They flashed him and started bragging about how hot Doyle was for having the front and back cover of the new ride magazine. Bohan got extremely jealous and started yelling at Doyle. Allan was in a porta poty and heard the toilet shaking from Bohan yelling at Doyle and pounding on the side of the john. With the sloshing inside stirring up a nasty smell Allan came running out as the porta john started to tip he had toilet paper hanging from his shoe and his pants down. The hooters girls started laughing at Allan then Bohan lost it! He started pushing Doyle as Allan tried to break up the argument. Bohan took a left hook at Doyle knocking him into Allan which fell and scraped his naughties on the asphalt. A police van came storming around the corner and two officers wearing riot gear jumped out and tear gassed the group. Everyone was then put in hand cuffs and shackles. As everyone was getting hauled away in the police van Eric was breaking up in tears. What an intense day!
mfreestyle_2000@hotmail.com
April 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
hahahahaha ryan fudger in a ferrie relly goood story i give it a 10
April 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
After a long day of riding
April 8th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
hahahahahah ryan in a ferrie relly good story i give it a 10
April 8th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
“FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!”
Following an intense day of trails riding, DC photo shoots, getting the front and back cover of RIDE, and winning Nora cups. Chris Doyle and Corey Bohan were contemplating which classic fighting game to wrap their evening up with. Bohan made a vote for Mortal Kombat whilst Doyle insisted on Street Fighter. An argument soon ensued with Doyle stating that Raiden and every other Mortal Kombat character didn’t stand a chance against Blanca much less Guile. Enraged that anyone could possibly think Colonel Guile was half the fighter that Raiden is, Bohan lost it. At that moment coincidentally both Doyle and Bohan hear a fantastical voice yell, “FIGHT!” An epic battle would have followed but Bohan’s first strike the NORA BLAST was more that Doyle’s DOUBLE COVER could handle. The photo above was Bohan’s answer to the ever classic “FINISH HIM!!!” After this photo was taken Bohan was heard whispering to himself, ” FLAWLESS VICTORY!”
April 8th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
THANKS
April 8th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
IS maxamil AND max aj THE SAME PERSON?
April 8th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
“FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!”
Following an intense day of trails riding, DC photo shoots, getting the front and back cover of RIDE, and winning Nora cups. Chris Doyle and Corey Bohan were contemplating which classic fighting game to wrap their evening up with. Bohan made a vote for Mortal Kombat whilst Doyle insisted on Street Fighter. An argument soon ensued with Doyle stating that Raiden and every other Mortal Kombat character didn’t stand a chance against Blanca much less Guile. Enraged that anyone could possibly think Colonel Guile was half the fighter that Raiden is, Bohan lost it. At that moment coincidentally both Doyle and Bohan hear a fantastical voice yell, “FIGHT!” An epic battle would have followed but Bohan’s first strike the NORA BLAST was more that Doyle’s DOUBLE COVER could handle. The photo above was Bohan’s answer to the ever classic “FINISH HIM!!!” After this photo was taken Bohan was heard whispering to himself, ” FLAWLESS VICTORY!”
bmx_equals_life@Hotmail.com
April 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Oops forgot my email on the post before
April 8th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
A SPAZE HOW MANY CONTEST HAVE YOU WON ALL REDY YOU ARE A LUCKY PERSON
April 8th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
simply dolye forgot that “I’m corey bohan, bitch!”
April 8th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
eddieebmx516@aim.com
probably should have added that
April 9th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Bohan looks like Lance Armstrong while he go up to Alp´d Hues
April 9th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Corey Bohan and Chris Doyle have Beef. From what i’ve heard it went down like this…
The girl friend of my best friends, brothers, best friends, girlfriends friend, told my best friends, brothers, best friends, girlfriend, who told my best friends brothers, best friend, who told my best friends, brother who told my best friend who told me that….
Fudger was hanging shit on Corey for not tapping Audrina Patridge’s ass and letting himself get played on national…no, worldwide television. From what I heard corey didn’t even look at chris. He just swung wildly in fudger’s direction. But Doyle was walking by to give Eric, DC team manager a hug because he looked saddened by the insults Fudger was dishing out on Bohan. Thats the kind of guy that Chris Doyle is. But instead Chris copped a right hook from Corey, or as Corey calls it “A Beenleigh handshake”. Poor Chris. Doyle didn’t respond as he knew it wasn’t meant for him and he and Eric consoled each other. Fudger got his in the end as Eric, feeling bad for his team riders decided to post that incriminating video he took of Ryan in Mexico with that hooker he thought was a chick, up on Vimeo.
From What I heard Doyle and Bohan have sorted it out as Chris being in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, Fudger is now being investigated by Mexican authorities. Poor Ryan.
April 9th, 2009 at 6:42 am
matt_addison01@yahoo.com.au
Whoops.
April 9th, 2009 at 7:23 am
haha i dnt have the iq to come up with somethin that good to win all that stuff to much effort and strain on my brain!!!
goodluck for all the other peeps
April 9th, 2009 at 9:11 am
it simple,chris talked to much about the cover then eric offered him a deal to design his own line of DC apperal, then bohan got jealous and socked him right in his good side! see simple
April 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
There is little to no grammar in there.
April 9th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
blindnik@hotmail.com
-my bad
April 9th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
So it all started one sunny afternoon. The wind was blowing, the girls were rollerblading up and down the sidewalks in bikinis singing the tunes “I’m coming out”. Chris Doyle pretty much the whole afternoon was going on and on to Corey about his 360 tables and how much nicer they look than his. And was also talking about his front back spread in the new ride magazine. Chris than told Corey Bohan that Redbull was dropping him from there team, and Corey Bohan than decided he had had enough of Doyle’s mouth. He than quickly consumed his last redbull before the sponsor change, and went after Doyle. Allan Cooke was on the bus playing Dave Mirra’s freestyle bmx 2 when he glanced out of the window for a second and saw Corey charging at Doyles face. He then quickly dropped the controller to the ps2, ran outside only wearing speedos and started humping the two. In total shock Corey and Chris stopped fighting and started hugging it out. Eric the DC team manager was walking over towards the three when a girl who Bohan had a one night stand with earlier mistakenly thought Eric was Bohan for a sec and slapped him so hard tears came out as well a scream so terrifying it would curdle your milk. Between the mental institute vans, girls shaking there butts, MC Hammer saying you cant touch this. And Fudger baking cookies, I would have to say the day turned out good haha. The End…
bmxridah86@yahoo.com
April 9th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
A long time ago, in an era where the evils of the internet had yet to muddy the souls of the bmx community, flourished a loving bond between Mr. Doyle and Mr. Bohan. Every day they awoke to the pleasant sight of the sun’s morning rays piercing through the windows, and to the sounds of birds chirpping in the springtime air. It was a simple life. Each day a bowl of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch followed by a healthy dose of educational cartoons on public television. Afterward, Doyle and Bohan would journey outside, riding in harmony for hours on end, until the tired sun retreated beneath the horizon. Some days, they would film their adventures, but only to watch together in the solitude of their home. They would reflect on the day’s flips and whips, crashes and scars. There was no competing, and they had no concern for who had tighter pants or brighter shoes.
But one morning, the sun didn’t rise, and the birds ceased chirpping. Instead, a dark cloud encompassed the world of Mr. Doyle and Mr. Bohan. It would not be a day of riding, and instead, the two were left to their computers, where they discovered, unknowingly, the evil that would ultimately tear them apart. It was a seemingly innocent website called “The One Up,” where fellow bmxers could share videos, pictures, and news. Mr. Doyle and Mr. Bohan spent hours perusing the site, reading the boards and commenting on videos. They each then decided that they would contribute to this entertaining collective of bmx videos, updates and gossip. On their separate computers, unbeknownst to each other, they submitted their own web videos. As hours passed, and more and more people visited The One Up, their videos collected more and more comments. Some were good, and some were very bad.
And as the days and weeks progressed, Doyle and Bohan began riding together less and less. They stopped eating Captain Crunch together, and rather than watching educational cartoons on PBS, they confined themselves to their rooms, reading The One Up and editing web videos on end.
One day, as Bohan was out riding, Doyle decided to post as many derogative comments as possible on Bohan’s most recent video. Doyle degraded him, calling him “this” and “that” among other things. He pointed out when Bohan indian gave, when he was riding too slow, and even made fun of him for riding brakes.
When he returned from riding, Bohan read the comments, and the pain brought him to his knees.
“Noooo!” he screamed. “My life is over! How will I ever regain my internet reputation?!”
And he ran to Doyle for comfort, but upon entering his room, froze at what he saw: Doyle was on The One Up, firing countless degrading comments over all of Bohan’s videos.
Enveloped in rage, Bohan clenched his fist, and with the brim of his Red Bull hat sinking low above his wrathful eyes, he swung with all his fury right into Doyle’s unsuspecting face. It was a blow so forceful that the kangaroos back in Australia could feel the earth shake beneath their bouncing feet.
And so that was the end of their friendship. There would be no more fun, no more high fives, no more sugary cereals and moral-inspiring cartoons, and no more chirpping birds. Instead there would only be criticism, jealousy and hate. A hate so profound, that the rest of the bmx world soon fall beneath the immense, dark shadow that it cast. The world would never be the same. THE END.
April 9th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
hawkeye16@sbcglobal.net……………………………………….. Corey Bohan was ridin and saw Chris Doyle do a 1080 into a hang 10 so Corey called Chris out into a challenge.Corey dressed up as a sumo wrestler and Chris dressed up as Spongebob and off they went to the spine area. They started a situp contest and even in the sumo suit Corey did an horrible 4 situps in an minute and a half compared to Chris doing a amazing 797 sit ups so then as the winner Chris started just randomly doing the MC Hammer in the parachute pants so as upset and embaressed as Corey was,he walked off crying and when Chris saw that he offered Corey some watermelon since it was the winners prize and as Chris was handing Corey the watermelon, Corey got mad for Chris rubbing in his big win,Corey said that people shouldnt rub it in and then Corey just clocked(hit) Chris in the jaw, even when Chris was sharing the prize,so Allen let everyone calm down and with Chrises cracked and realined jaw Allen made Corey give everyone at ride bmx 7 pairs of DC’s and 3 new bikes.Then everyone was happy since Chris was friends with everyone at ride bmx and hated violence so everyone lived happily every after till Corey punched Chris agian,the end.
April 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
dude, when you’re as poor as i am right now, you enter every contest you see.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
does it count if i asked doyle what happened????
April 9th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
sucks you dont have an email…
April 10th, 2009 at 2:35 am
He left it in the form… He’s clever.
April 10th, 2009 at 7:59 am
itamarmanes@hotmail.com
Why did Bohan punch Chris? Well i’d say it has something to do with getting the team manager to cry, and women losing their tops… But who knows.. maybe Bohan was just angry he couldnt get that Bull-shit out of his hair
April 10th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
haha i no hard times keep on wining
April 10th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
this guy should win
April 10th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
william.worm@gmail.com
its simple, doyle killed bohan’s mother
April 11th, 2009 at 5:42 am
What you don’t see here is that there’s a grilled cheese sandwich on the floor.
So Bohan punches Doyle for it
April 11th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Shit If I was able to clam the winner I’d say Wolfami’s got it hands down. lmao
April 11th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Yeah, I just figured it meant leaving your email in the comment form…but seeing as everyone else has left one, I’ll surrender mine to the dangerous world of the internet: tmacle1@students.towson.edu.
April 11th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
A man can only take so much before he snaps. This proves to be true as Bohan took as much as he could then snapped.
dustingoodwin15@gmail.com
April 11th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
polotics…
thesilentwal@gmail.com
April 11th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
nvm… wait… wait… the economy.
thesilentwal@gmail.com
April 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
After a recent dinner at the local Pittsburgh Denny’s, Doyle saw a group of rollerbladers heading straight for Bohan. As Doyle remembered that he watched Big Daddy the night before, he decided to emulate a certain scene in the movie. But there was a problem… Doyle didn’t see a stick in the entire parking lot so he used the next best thing. As the rollerblading crew came closer Doyle shoved Bohan down in front of them. Bohan let out a howl as the lead rollerblader ran straight into his junk. Doyle exploded into laughter as he went to check on Bohan. Getting up Bohan threw the first punch, furiously embarrassed. This first punch was just the beginning as The crew of rollerbladers jumped in with Bohan to form a collective Doyle smashing unit. The photos tell the rest of the story…
before…
after
April 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Bohan is just jealous of Doyle’s Ridebmx cover
April 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
well the real story goes like this. Chris was bragging about how his double cover and Bohan said something along the lines of “No one cares that you’re on front and back of a magazine. They only did it to make you feel good for once in your career.” Well Doyle hearing this came back with “Well Bohan you weren’t saying that when your mother made the double cover on that porno magazine last fall!” so, Bohan punched Doyle in anger! The rest of the day was a blurr for Doyle and Bohan hitched a ride with some man on a moped.
April 12th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
xshadowbmx13x@aim.com
April 12th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
It was late one night during the week. Doyle has been feeling kinda lonely. It has been a while since he has had a steady girlfriend. Its understandable though, being that doyle has a slightly gay way about him.
This is still during his time with DK mind you. And they had recently sent him out to California to do some promo work.
April 12th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
It was late one night during the week. Doyle has been feeling kinda lonely. It has been a while since he has had a steady girlfriend. Its understandable though, being that doyle has a slightly gay way about him.
This is still during his time with DK mind you. And they had recently sent him out to California to do some promo work.
Still upset, Chris gets dressed in hin finest gear leaves the hotel. While stolling down the sidewalk kicking at every dirtpile he came across he noticed a neon sign in the distance. “The Viper Room”.
Thinking maybe a drink and some dancing might cheer him up Doyle crosses the street and makes his way for the club. He gets in line and a few moments later he is greeted by the bouncer. Just as Chris goes to walk past the velvet rope the large bouncer blocks his path.
“Just where do you think your going”, asks the bouncer.
“Into the club”, Replies Doyle.
“Sorry kid, This is a straight club”
Doyle chuckles.
“I assure you im not gay my friend” and pushes past the ammused bouncer.
Chris walks down an empty hallway and finds himself in the middle of an immense warehouse style party. There are women everywhere, and Chris is so excited. He just knows he is going to get lucky tonight.
He makes his way to the bar to order a drink. As the bartender slides him a fuzzy navel a gorgeous girl takes the seat next to him. She does not say a word, but her smile was enough. Chris asks her to dance.
“Honey, that’s sweet of you, But I have something better in mind”.
And with that she leans in and gives him a kiss. Chris backs up startled at first. He the leans in and continues locking lips with this luscious babe. Only a few more moments go by then out of know where you see Chris on the floor. Corey standing over him.
“What are you doing with my girl” Asks Corey.
“Man I’m sorry dude, I had no idea”
“Keep talking buddy and I will knock you out something fierce”
Corey then grabs the girl by the wrist and Shouts.
“Lauren you stupid slut, ever since you got on MTV you just let yourself go to anyone who flashes you a smile don’t you”? “Im sick of it, and of you”. “Get out of my sight”.
Meanwhile Chris gets up from the floor and makes his way back to the hotel and rubs one off in his bead to the image of that manly bouncer he brushed against earlier that night.
April 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Crap it was the brown haired girl not the lauren blonde. please dont deduct points just because I’ve never seen the hills. lol
April 14th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Turns out Doyle is the biggest racist in BMX and Bohan is not a fan of racism…? haha
April 14th, 2009 at 9:35 am
so there they were , at the DC wearhouse and doyle was trying a turndown transfer on this crazy line , and bohan goes :” I did a tailwhip with the bars facing the wrong way , that’s just piss in wind ” but chris pulls it first try and everyone goes nuts . Bohan looses it and goes to tailwhip it , but FAILS (it’s made up ) , but ends out doing it with the bars backwards , apparently it was easier , then doyle starts shouting you ain’t got shit on my kink banger , but bohan does this huge gap to feeble on a rail and makes doyle go apeshit all over the place and starts going ” you ain’t got shit on my slam in austin ” then bohan goes ” No , but I can make it worse ” and punches him, doyle looses his front teeth and runs all over the place and knocks jane the hobo tranny that hangs around DC beacause she knows rich hirsch is straight , she get’s a boob knocked out and get’s a hard on from doyle , but doyle get’s his teeth fixed and ends up beating bohan who is cheating that fast ass MTV bitch from the hills with jane , apparently no one made a picture of that one … but it’s the kind of photo that would inspire crandall to make a FBM signature shirt for ty morrow . BEAT THAT !
April 14th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Oh did no one win this yet? Okay well here’s mine:
They were arguing over Pokémon…Doyle said Charmander was the ultimate Pokémon and Bohan said Mudkip was…obviously, Mudkip won…duh of course he did…
April 14th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Bohan needed insurance he is the best looking man in dirt which even resulted in the only guy keeping it real in bmx(seat hieght)getting clobbered.
May 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
is this still going?
May 6th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
idk nobody wone
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Well see this is how it went. While Chris and Corey were in Australia last month they went to the zoo. Chris got some ice cream and Corey got a snowcone. The two then proceeded to the petting zoo portion of the zoo where Chris was petting a baby kangaroo. While Corey was looking at one of the Kangaroos in the far of distance Chris was sucker punched by the baby Kangaroo. After Chris regained consciuosness he stood up and looked at the kangaroo. By this time Corey was on his way back towards where Chris was. On his way back he saw Chris right hook the baby kangaroo. Corey was so pissed at Chris that he made the Kangaroo attack call to the other Kangaroos to retaliant on Chris. Then Chris proceeded to knock out two Kangaroos. By this time Corey was outraged and left upper cut Chris to teach him a lesson about how the outback works. If you pick on one of my mates I will punch your lights out. But hey it is ok because like a fight in high school, once the fight is over you get to be best friends. So Chris and Corey still live happily ever …………
YOu get the picture and BOy that was fun. hope Corey gave Chris a bag of peas.
June 29th, 2009 at 4:06 am
bohan doesnt have time for goofs that taunt the redbull hat..
July 11th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Like to watch Stargate Atlantis episodes and also Lost. I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.
November 9th, 2009 at 5:14 am
ok heres what went down they were talking and started and bohan said ur never get a momen and doyle siad i can get your mom so bohan punched him
my email is saleen_s72001@yahoo.com
November 15th, 2009 at 1:10 am
i say Doyle told him to make it look like he punched him to make him look good for fifty bucks